Ahhh…the month of April. Spring, flowers, baseball, warmer weather, soft rains…and Mark Haburn, bitching about Wal Mart.
Well, guess ya can’t win em all. Lets see how he starts off this month…shall we?
“April 1st, 2010: One of the trash bloggers runs a story saying that we sold our home and are moving. Trouble is, the story is a not-funny April Fool’s prank. We would love to move and I challenge the trash blogger to buy us out. Instead of a stupid prank, vut a real check. Put your money where your mouth is!”
My Response: I love a good April Fools Joke. That letter was one of the best of the day as far as the jokes went. I think the best was the University of Texas supposedly dumping the entire sports program. The Longhorns! One of my friends fell for it hook, line and sinker, even posting about it on Facebook, all excited. I hated to burst her bubble (she’s not a huge sports fan) when I pointed out the date and the small print at the bottom of the article.
Oh yeah. Mark didn’t talk about Wal Mart to start off the new month so I didn’t talk about him in my response. Well, until just then.
“April 2nd, 2010: Still more excessive Walmart traffic noise. I punish the rude neighbor and purchase some over-the-counter pharmaceutical items at Fruth, which is West Virginia owned and treats neighbors with respect! “
“You want answers?”
“I think I am entitled”
“You want answers?!”
“I want the Fruth!”
“You can’t handle the Fruth!”
Mark? Does it fuckin matter where you buy your stuff? No one really gives a shit. You just needed something to put in for April 2nd, 2010 in the Bitch Fest ya got going here. By the way…rumor has it that “pharmaceutical items” is code for tranquilizers for his neurotic wife.
“April 3rd, 2010: Another holiday weekend ruined by excessive Walmart traffic noise! Walmart continues to disrespect our neighborhood! While watching the WVU-Duke game we are bombarded with noise from cars charging up Walmart hill.”
My Response: Hey Mark? Did you happen to call David Challingsworth again today? I figured you would be all over him considering it’s the one year anniversary of you doing so. How’d that work out for ya last year?
Side note: I know I am going to take a little heat from my West Virginia brother and sisters but as much as I was rooting for the Mountaineers to win, Duke manhandled them like Mark handles a KFC bucket of extra crispy. Imagine the noise from that debacle?
“Easter Sunday, 2010: Excessive Walmart traffic noise ruins our Easter Sunday family gathering. The children’s Easter egg hunt is disrupted by loud traffic, and one of our nephews comments about the stupidity of calling the road leading into Walmart “Progress Way.” His comment, “It’s only a Walmart, that isn’t really progress.” He is right. Progress would have been the Marshall University satellite campus that the PCDA lied about when it bought the property. Hey Gary Walton! Put down your bottle and tell us when Marshall is coming!”
My Response: You are such a fucking liar! None of your kin or relatives kin are even fucking remotely smart enough to tie shoes, much less point out the fact that I like rubbing in your face…the name of the street in front of you… Progress Way. Face it, fat boy, that DID NOT happen!
Oh and I can answer for Gary Walton. Marshall is never coming. Plans were scraped when they found it that that area is such a horrible place. Something about some guy complaining about that area’s noise which would disrupt the students study habits…so they scraped the entire idea.
By the way, Easter Sunday is also an anniversary of sorts. Wasn’t it Easter of last year when you became a racist?
“April 12th, 2009: Happy Easter. While many wake up early to attend a Sunrise Service, I am awakened by a white Mazda MR2, with loud mufflers, roaring up Walmart hill at 12:13 a.m. This guy is worth talking to. So when I drive over there, I meet a man from Texas who can BARELY speak English. (And, no, he is NOT Mexican). He says, “I’m from Texas, I didn’t know there is another way in.” HE DROVE RIGHT PAST IT! And, whether or not you are from TEXAS, you can SEE a row of houses, and KNOW you are driving a LOUD CAR! “I just bought the car,” he whines. As if THAT and the FACT you are from Texas gives you ANY excuse to wake up a neighborhood at 12:13 a.m.! When I am visiting other states, I don’t wake people up at 12:13 a.m. with my LOUD MUFFLER!!! He needs to GO BACK TO TEXAS AND STAY THERE! For a moment I think about calling out an ICE officer, but I will be happy enough if this guy goes back to Texas, or even Asia, which is apparently where he is originally from. Just as long as he NEVER wakes me up at 12:13 a.m.-AGAIN! Later in the morning as I was returning home from church, minding my own business, a car DROVE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD, (in front of Taco Bell) CUT ME OFF, AND ROARED UP THE HILL TO WALMART. After I complained to Assistant Manager Scott Mullins (and called police) HPD HARASSED ME, and REFUSED to look at the photographs of the customer coming after me and trying to grab me! The refusal of HPD to protect us and our neighborhood against Walmart’s out-of-control customers is APPALLING! Later in the morning, on EASTER SUNDAY, another car alarm goes off in Walmart’s parking lot. Remember, this happened LAST CHRISTMAS!!!!! Why won’t Walmart properly manage their property on HOLY HOLIDAYS?!?!?!? I send an email to HPD Chief W. “Mike” Mullins, but he does not respond..”
Wow, hell of a bitch fest last year. You are losing your edge, Mark.
What’s that? We are wearing ya down?
Yes. Yes we are.
Side note: I have a white MR2 I am selling real cheap. It’s a southern car. Texas I think. Needs a little muffler work. Selling cheap! Que pasa?
Update: April 5th, 2010…as luck would have it, I was sent the original copy of Mark’s Easter 2009 post! That has replaced what was in this blog post.
“April 5th, 2010: Another “Manic Monday” of excessive traffic noise from Walmart customers. We are bombarded with noise from cars speeding up the hill while the Hurricane Police Department ignores the problem. Then a storm rolls in and the traffic noise goes away as drivers stay home and the noise is drowned out by rainfall. It’s too bad it doesn’t rain more often.”
My Response: It’s too bad you don’t shut your hole more often. Seriously? Traffic noise and rainfall? You are off your rocker, dude. And there is no reason the Hurricane Police Department needs to be up there enforcing anything, unless it’s the muzzle law on a certain blue hovel dweller. Normal, everday traffic is the bane of your existence yet it’s just…normal, everyday traffic. By the way, if drivers stayed away because it rained, then you have the same problem we have here. Retards that can’t drive in the fucking rain! God I hate those people.
April 6th, 2010: No post! No post!? Slacker! Isn’t their noise every frickin day!? I’m disappointed in you, mark. Disappointed!
“April 7th, 2010: A Coinstar truck speeds up the hill in front of our home at 6:00 a.m. Trouble is, that road is a “no truck” road and the noise from the engine disrupts our home despite the fact that all of our windows are closed. The driver claims that he didn’t see BOTH signs. I am tired of the “I just didn’t know” lame excuse.”
My Response: That reminds me. I still have to post pictures you and Mike sent. I have a huge feeling (in my pants…no, wait!) that the no truck sign doesn’t mean no trucks at all, just no Wal Mart trucks. How else are the other businesses going to get thier product? You really expect them to go around, through the Wal Mart parking lot and then to the shopping center? That’s fucking crazy talk….ohhhhh wait. I almost forgot again. You ARE crazy.
By the way…the “I just didn’t know…” line wasn’t fully revealed by Mark here. It’s usually followed up with a “…how fucking batshit nuts you are, fatboy! Now move away from the truck.”
Did you really confront this guy at 6AM? Why didn’t you just go back to bed, you idgit. One of these days, you are going to have more to complain about than the noise from a truck. It’ll be the hospital bill for the pole the removed from your ass.
“April 8th, 2010: At 4:50 a.m. a trash truck bounces up the no-truck road in front of our home and wakes me up. It was too dark to see the truck but whoever owns it should fire the driver. Not only is driving a truck up a no-truck road illegal, but waking someone up at 4:50 a.m. is extremely rude.”
My Response: Again. The “no truck road” is for only Wal Mart big rigs. And the only reason (as I have recently found out) is because the big rigs can’t make the left hand turn at the top into Wal Mart, safetly. That’s it. It has nothing to do with the “crazy guy across the street” or any of his hillbilly nieghbors. Jesus God, someone stop the noise!
Also, Mark, dude, where have you been the last 20 years? Garbage trucks make their runs in the wee hours in the morning to avoid snals in traffic during the day. Sadly, these garbage workers don’t get much respect at all yet they make concessions out of respect for people like you, dickweed. Knowing you, if they picked up at 2 in the afternoon, you’d be all pissy because they are doing a disgusting job that “NO ONE WANTS TO SEE” at 2 in the afternoon!
And yes, damnit, I’m still pissed there was nothing for April 6th.
“April 10th, 2010: Walmart traffic noise wakes me up at about 3:00 a.m. I take a drive to my office to update PutnamLIVE.com. The Internet trash whiners have a fit. Screw them! They are jealous of the success of PutnamLIVE.com where readership and revenue keeps increasing in spite of their endless childish antics!”
My Response: I call bullshit here. This post is a total fabrication. There was no traffic noise at 3AM. You were just up, sitting there with nothing to do because you either had too much to eat and were crampy or you woke up a sweaty mess from some nightmare about your account getting hacked.
This bothered you so much you got up, started surfing the Trash Blogger Alliance web sites and found a post at PutnamLIES that you didn’t have on your site. So you updated at 3:31AM with a link on this Criago suing the town of Winfield. Early this morning Mike Balburn calls you on the late night update. How do you respond? By trying to cover your tracks by posting the fact that you could not sleep so you traveled down to your “office” (which by the way, we have all know does not exist) to update your site.
Bullshit. Mike clued us in at 8AM this morning, you found out he did at 10AM this morning and only then did you update your Wal Mart Rant Blog sometime this afternoon to cover your fat ass. Mark, face it, you do not have an office a 1/4 mile away. Even your “business license” you showed us about a year ago has Grace Drive on it. So don’t even try and convince us that you have an office elsewhere.
I don’t even want to mention how unethical and unprofessional you are for posting the political cartoon of the bleeding coal miners helmet over the Massey logo. One that you conveniently removed the credit from…again. Why would you even want to post something so volatile at a time like this.
Mark? I truly do not believe a word you say. The sad part is, you believe everything you say. you have yourself so convinced that you are right and the rest of the word is wrong. You know what kind of conclusion I come to knowing what I l know and seeing what Flipper (the Editing Bottlenose) and I see?
You are just like the bastards from the Westboro Baptist Church. Clueless, incite-ful and never willing to face the truth. Don’t believe me? Task me. I’ll prove it.
“April 10th, 2010 addendum: I order 10 Norway Spruce trees to line the front edge of our yard. Since the liberal pinhead politicians, including Silly Scotty Edwards, Steve and Troy Andes, “Joe” Haynes, Patti-Ann Eagloski, Mike Hall and Karen two-Facemyer won’t make Walmart take responsibility for the problems that it causes, we will have to do it ourselves! All of these pinhead politicians should be tossed out of office for dereliction of their constituents!”
My Response: Nice one, Mark. Nearly slipped that one past me. Adding in another sentence without telling me you updated. Shame on you. I wouldn’t have noticed if it wasn’t for the fact this was just a blatant cheap shot at those that you mentioned. Again…and this is the main reason we are here…you expect someone else to do things for you. I’m surprised you ordered tress at all!
Now, mind you, I don’t believe for one moment that you are going to pay for said trees. This is just a tactic to make it look like you are going to do something on your own. I call bullshit yet again. You are going to stiff whomever you ordered these trees from and stick them with the bill,all the while claiming you were screwed in someway or things were misrepresented to you.
I say, give it up. You will never be looked upon as a decent guy in Putnam County. To them, you are some snotty Californian with an attitude and they can’t wait until the paddy wagon shows up with the special white coat to take you away.
“April 11th, 2010: The trash bloggers are whining about the PutnamLIVE.com editorial suggesting that the PCDA donate its fill land above Dollar Tree to the city or county to create a park. Obviously these out-of-state trash bloggers don’t care about what is right for Putnam County. They just have an agenda to trash me. Because they don’t have a life, they sit around in their caves and post baloney on their blogs. Maybe I should rename them the baloney bloggers! Meanwhile, I have fixed their trash blogger logo. If you want to see it, just email me at News@PutnamCRAP.com and I will be happy to send it to you!”
My Response: Dude. That editorial over on the REAL Putnam News site is like, old news. You are just complaining about it now? Good lord. Why don’t you go plant some trees or something.
Now, let me make a very important point here. You keep saying “out of state Trash Bloggers” not caring? Look, man, I am about the only real out of stater that’s on your case. Everyone else that’s commented on you and your situation is from West Virginia or still lives there. So that’s not a valid complaint. And while you let that one soak in, look in the God damn mirror. You are from California, dickweed. You are just like all the pretencious douchebags from Boston and New york that move up north to “get away from it all” and then complain because it’s just not the same.
Hold on a second. Sonmeone is knocking on my cave door.
Ok, back. I just got word that since some douche, that couldn’t stand the fact that we used his own taunt of calling us “Trash Bloggers”, had created his own logo for us, now that he wants to calls us Baloney Bloggers of some shit. Well, skippy, you didn’t come up with any Trash Bloggers idea. Mike did. You just called us trash bloggers because you think we spill trash here on the net. In actuality we are revealing the trash that you like to sink into the net time. So you have fun with your, no doubt, stolen graphic. By the way, it’s Bologna. Oscar Mayer is ashamed of you, fat boy.
“April 12th, 2010: Pre-sunrise Walmart traffic disrupts our home. Walmart should be forced to put in a soundwall and trees. But the pinhead politicians have their heads up their backsides and can’t understand ethics!”
My Response (From the Tyler Cave): Hey! Hello!? Can someone turn off that broken record?! It’s too God Damn noisy for this pre-sunrise time of day. And when the hell is that Halburn guy going to plant those fuckin trees! The sound coming from that blue shit box is unrelenting! Where are his EHTICS!?
“April 12th, 2010 Addendum: Meanwhile the Trash Bloggers are whining about our Massey Energy cartoon. The out-of-state idiots obviously support Don Blankenship and his mine that killed 29 West Virginians. No one in their right mond cares about what the guy from Vermont and his minions think about West Virginia. PutnamLIVE.com supports the coal miners and their families. In fact, I receive several phone calls from peoplethanking me for running the cartoons and not one criticizing the cartoons.”
My Response (From the Tyler cave): God damnit, Mark. Stop adding shit to your day, weasel. You’re messin with my flow, dawg. And get a frickin clue. I can’t speak for all the superstars at Trash Bloggers Alliance but I am pretty sure none of them support a killer in disguise such as Blankenship. That guy should be lined up right next to this guy we know, Mark Halburn, in front of a firing squad and shot at dawn. Don Blankenship is, hard to say here, worse than you, Mark. Seriously. This guy went into his mines and threatened each miner by saying he would “shut down the mine if you vote to unionize.” What a fuck. He blatantly caused these deaths with his money grubbing tactics. He made 30 Million back in 2005 alone and not once respected any of his workers. So don’t you fucking dare tell me I support that bastard. That, my dear sir, is true libel. None of the bullshit you toss our way as your example of it.
As far as people calling you to thank you for the cartoon? Bullshit. That never happened. Just like Jerry, the retired miner, calling you about the flags not being lowered to half staff. That story alone is bull Mark Halburn bullshit. You got wind that Obama passed the law on the 12th. You went out immediately and took pictures of flags that were not lowered yet, just to create a story. They call that yellow journalism, Mark. It’s a shitbag move. These people hadn’t the time yet to lower the flags. Hell, half these people wouldn’t even know until an official could get in touch with them. But no, you go out minutes after hearing Obama signed a proclamation and then bull in a china shop your way into these business that have no clue.
Then you top it off with some poor sap named Jerry, saying he called you about this story. Bull, fucking and shit. Jerry does not exists. This is why you came up with a (and I will use “Jerry’s” term here) “lame” reason why he didn’t want to give his last name. Anyone that is a mine inspector (Jerry supposedly does safety checks) is federally mandated and trained. There is NO RISK of getting blackballed. Besides…if Jerry were real, how come this Massey mine wasn’t up to snuff? What about that “Jerry”? This is why “Jerry” doesn’t exist. Again, it was Mark Halburn creating a mountain out of a molehill.
“April 13th, 2010: Just another day of excessive Walmart traffic noise! We can’t enjoy our front yard with all of the cars going up and down the hill, hitting those grates at 30-40 MPH.”
My Response (from the Tyler cave): Hahahahahahahaa! You are such a retard. I alsready pointed out those “grates” are the recessed kind that make very little nose (recessed grates subdue reverb so there is less sound carry) in that picture you sent me. Besides that, these grates are 8″ wide! They don’t make THAT much noise. You opening up your maw about said grates makes more noise that any Hakkaepelitta’s hitting them at 20 MPH. And yes, I said 20. That’s the speed limit. West Virginians don’t break the traffic laws, you douchebag.
“April 14th, 2010: The trash bloggers are continuing their lying rant about me failing to pay B & O taxes and not having a City of Hurricane business license. The liars have made two mistakes: 1) I have a city business license. 2) Media companies are not subject to B & O taxes. These trash bloggers are MORONS!”
My Response: This one is pretty easy. Come on Mark, you are losing your edge here…
….wait. What the hell am I saying!? You never had an edge! Jesus. I must still be sleepy.
That being said lets answer his first point of contention. He has a business licence. No he doesn’t. It’s one of two things at this point. One? A fake one he’s created so he can “send his proof” to you whenever called out. Two…and the most likely scenario, it is an actual business licence that’s not been renewed but he keeps it around to “send his proof”. I say it’s the latter because he probably did try and start this as a business but realized he’d have to pay B&O taxes because he WASN’T media.
Second point of contention. That media doesn’t have to pay B&O taxes. We’ve already answered that. He’s NOT media. Never has been, never will be. He doesn’t have a journalistic bone in his body. Hell, the only newspaper business experience I have is working for myhigh school paper and I could take each one of these stories he has written and do a much better job with the site.
I pose a question. Should I buy this site from Mark? I’m willing to pay for the domain name and take over. I think I can scrounge up $9.95, at least.
“April 15th, 2010: Still no apologies from the trash bloggers for their their lying rant about me failing to pay B & O taxes and not having a City of Hurricane business license. They also fail to remove their libelous post. These idiots have no ethics! Meanwhile the excessive Walmart traffic noise continues.”
My Response: And none will be coming, dickweed. Why should we apologize for the truth? There is no need. But again you fail to see the actual truth through all the delusional lies you have built up to be your life. Here, lets see if I can help your readers.
Mark doesn’t have to pay B&O taxes! He doesn’t run any business in Putnam County, no matter how blue in the face he gets telling you that he does. Therefore, no taxes are due.
Feel better? Hence, there is nothing libelous to remove.
Now. Since we have clued you in Mister High & Mighty, I’ll state here and now that nothing will be removed. Nothing. Nadda. Zilch. Zero. None. Boo. Snot. Grit. Get it? Got it? Good.
You should talk about ethics, pally. You have none. How can you even mention the word when you have no concept of ethics. Get a clue, my rotund friend.
In closing (to April 15th), all you had to complain about today is just “more traffic noise”? That’s it? Come on, Mark. You spend more time spittin venom at the Trash Bloggers Alliance than you do hatin on Walmart. Even your Walmart fail blog is a fail.
“April 16th, 2010: In addition to dealing with the excessive Walmart traffic noise, now I have to deal with ignorant people defending the PCDA on Facebook. Where do these idiots come from? News bulletin: Don’t like my legitimate complaints? Then buy us out and we will move!”
My Response: “Excessive Walmart traffic noise.” “Excessive Walmart traffic noise.” “Excessive Walmart traffic noise.” “Excessive Walmart traffic noise.” “Excessive Walmart traffic noise.”
Hey Mark? When are you going to wake up and realize it’s you, not everyone else. Have you not seen this pattern in the last few years? The only reason you think this is something other than normal, everyday traffic noise, is because you are highly delusional and paranoid. By the way, that’s not me spouting off. That’s proven fact.
Oh yeah, point of contention here. The only ignorant person “dealing” with the PCDA issue over there is you. See? You don’t like when someone has an opposite view of you. So they are “ignorant”, “stupid” and “don’t understand the situation.” Here is the situation with this little rant for the 16th of yours about Facebook? Is you complaining about Kanawha Valley Lives’ articles (that they link to on Facebook) and trying to make this about you. You are not “dealing” with anything. You just don’t like what someone else has to say.
No, we don’t like your complaints. Granted, you have the right to complain. Just like the Westboro Bastards have the right to voice their opinion. But to hear one whine, bitch, hate and moan over and over doesn’t make things valid or “legitimate”. Yes, I just compared you to heathens. Check your shoes. They still fit? Get it? Got it? Good.
Finally, as far as buying you out? Why should we? It’s not worth what you are asking. Never was, never will be. Honestly, I don’t know why you are working so hard on cleaning that place up, cleaning carpets or what have you. All so your wife can be more comfortable? Dude, I’d rather keep the dog.
Oh wait…you said that already. My bad.
“April 17th, 2010: Dolores attends an informal high school reunion, in Charleston. Several people tell her that they feel sorry about how the PCDA and City of Hurricane has screwed us over by putting a Walmart in our front yard. When is Silly Scotty going to realize how his stupidity is damaging Hurricane’s reputation in the eyes of reasonable people? Resign, incompetent mayor, RESIGN!”
My Response: Hahahahahahahahaha!
I just spit rice from my nose, damnit.
Wow. Can we say it here, people? Mark is totally losing it here. First it was some relations saying something about the name of Progress Way. Now it’s Doeds getting sympathy from her classmates. The only sympathy she is getting from them is the fact she married a gaseous anomaly. Here is how I pictured the conversation this morning;
Mark: So, did anyone talk to you about the PCDA last night at your reunion?
Dolores: No Mark. We didn’t talk about stuff like that. It was a reunion.
Mark: Oh come on. SOMEONE had to talk to you about it.
Dolores: No Mark. No one mentioned it.
Mark: They HAD to have said SOMETHING!
::Dolores winces and covers her ears when he speaks in all CAPS, then she sighs::
Dolores: Well, maybe someone was talking about it. I don’t really kn…
Mark: YUS! Someone is on our side! They see how BAD Walmart and the PCDA really are! I am posting this now.
::Dolores is left in a cloud of cheese doodle dust::
How close do you think I was in my little one act play there?
Yeah? I thought so too.
By the way. Mark. You speak of resigning in your last line. Ya know, I gotta tell ya, you have to get more in line with my schedule when you post. I have some late nights and I really need you to fall in line and post at a more reasonable hour. Like noon. It’s either that or I am going to have to fire you…
“April 18th, 2010: Walmart’s street sweeper wakes us up on a SUNDAY morning! Why does Walmart insist on being such a BAD neighbor? It doesn’t have to be rude, but chooses to be rude!”
My Response: Yes! The street sweepers are back. I’d like to thank Hank and Charlie for starting early this morning too. Thanks fella’s! Good work. Send pictures of the crazy, rude neighbor yelling and screaming at you in his lime colored Crocks and one of Dolores’ flowered robes.
No really readers…lime colored Crocks. you can’t see that? You totally can!
“April 19th, 2010: Another day of rude Walmart excessive traffic noise. We can’t enjoy our home or yard as long as Silly Scotty allows the retailer to act and operate irresponsibly. Of course that’s how Edwards operates the City of Hurricane-irresponsibly.”
My Response: Jesus. It’s about frickin time, pudgy fingers. I got fans I gotta keep happy. You want to be a little snappier on your blogging? Thank you.
Hey fans! Big news! Scott Edwards has added me to his friends list over at Facebook! That guy is frickin cool! Oh yeah…Mark bitched about Walmart traffic noise and Mr. Edwards as well. His usual tirades of course. By the way, I think it should be noted that West Virginia has got to have the worst background checkers in their school system. Mark does have a teaching certificate and quite possibly makes $125 to $150 bucks a day.
I gotta tell ya though, he is a glorified babysitter. Mark’s school history doesn’t have any teaching degrees in them, as far as I have found. My questions, which are honest questions that I’d like to know the answers to, are the following;
Does Mark have a teaching degree?
Has he taken a Praxis test in West Virginia?
If not, what was your ACT score (it’s the only time a Praxis test can be waived in WV)
If so, what your qualifying scores?
Now those questions Mark can certainly answer. There is nothing malicious in me asking those questions either. However, I still have one more nagging question. Again, how does a man like this, a man that is certifiable, a man obviously out of touch with reality (i.e.; 10 Million dollar lawsuits with remedies of free this and free that) slip by the background checks at these schools he worked(s) for?
Answer? West Virginia indeed has the worst background checkers in their school system. Sorry Mr. Edwards, but this is something that should be looked into. I know you can’t control everything but really, is having Mark as a substitute teacher (anywhere) a good idea?
Didn’t think so.
“April 21st, 2010: A delivery truck wakes me up at 5:03 a.m. When does Walmart expect us to sleep? Only inconsiderate morons would have a delivery truck run up the road next to homes at 5:03 a.m.!”
My Response: Hey Mark? Aren’t you getting a little sick of hearing yourself? I mean, lets take a look back at April 21st, 2009:
“The constant invasive noise of excessive traffic is the soundtrack t our Tuesday. Day and night, we are inundated with the roar of cars and trucks. Walmart continues to disrespect our neighborhood!”
Here, let me help you quell your incessant babbling. You don’t live in a neighborhood. The city doesn’t care about you, nor should it. They are just waiting, hoping (I’d say praying, but Lee would get all pissy) for you to stroke out so they can go to Doeds and say “Here is $100 grand. Sorry he lived so long. Have a nice life.”
Oh yeah. I wanted to mention something else to you. April 21st? I awoke at 4:35. Drove 3 hours to Greenwich, NY Worked for 4 hours at a tissue manufacturer. Drive 3 hours back. Worked at the store for the closing shift. I made $1000 bucks. What did you do?
Oh yeah. The Walmart bitching. Heh.
April 22nd, 2010
Hey gang! Added note here. April 22nd is an anniversary day! It was the first day that Mark mentioned the lovely blogger from Malaysia! That’s right! I’ll be curious what Mark will have to say on this one year anniversary! Here is last years post;
April 22nd, 2009: It has been brought to my attention that a woman from Malaysia, “Jacque Jo,” is trashing this blog on her blog. It’s easy to see why. She can’t hear the excessive noise in Malaysia. As bad as it is here, it admittedly isn’t loud enough to reach half-way around the world! She criticizes my comments about a guy that disrupted our neighborhood having trouble speaking English, but in her “Twitters” comments about a Maryland DMV employee having problems with English. Why does it seem that most of my critics are raging hypocrites?
My Response: Complaining about someone in a position such as a DMV employee being able to speak English…IN AMERICA and telling a Texas Asian to go back to where he came from (because he has a muffler problem), is no comparison. You sir, were (and still are) the clueless hypocrite. Happy Anniversary, dickhole.
“April 22nd, 2010: Just another day of excessive Walmart traffic noise. Cars and trucks 24/7. Silly Scotty’s stupid way of mis-managing a city!”
My Response: Cars and trucks. Just another fact of every day life. They are called automobile’s, Mark. Transportation. They carry us and our little selves back and forth to places like, well, work, school, vacatins and Walmart. So, if this is an everyday fact we have to deal with (that being people use their automobiles to get around) how is all this Scott Edwards fault. By the way, did you know Scott Edwards added me out of the blue to his friends list on Facebook? I think that is totally cool!
::chuckles as he just loves to poke fun at Mark about that::
Yeah Mark, he reads my stuff. He knows what the real story is concerning all your Walmart blogs. Hell, if I were from Hurricane, I’d vote for the guy.
“April 23rd, 2010: I give the trash-bloggers the chance to come clean to prove who they really are, to show they are legitimate. I offer proof thaty PutnamLIVE.com is a legitimate business. Naturally the chicken-crap trash-bloggers decline, They would rather post lies behind their bogus names! They have no credibility! Never did, never will!”
My Response: First off, your “chance” to reveal who Aaron really was, was nothing more than phishing for personal information. Tell the whole truth, Mark. Your “readers” deserve that much. Here’s what really happened. Posted at 10:39EST by Mark.
“IJ: I am calling you out. You like to point out that I am nor a native West Virfinian. ThaT IS one of the few things you got correct. BUT EVEN YOU MUST ADMIT THAT NO ONE GAS CONTROL OVER WHERE THEY ARE BORN AND RAISED! So, you have until 11:00 p.m. EDT to email me the following: Your birth certificate. All addresses where you have lived. A scan of your driver’s license, check stubs where you worked the last 10 years. And a list of positive accomplishments in West Virginia that you can LEGITIMATELY take credit for. Failure to do ALL OF THE ABOVE means you publicly apologize, pay me $10 BILLION IN PUNITIVE DAMAGES, burn your computer-AFTER you delete ALL posts about me EVERYWHEEW… Then you bow down and worship me before you move to Siberia…. The clock is ticking… use your time wisely!”
Really? Birth certificate? All addresses he has lived at? Drivers licence? Check stubs?! Mark? That is blatant phishing for personal information. No one sane enough would remotely come close to giving ANYONE that sort of information. You are a total retard if you think you were going to get that. Aaron is from West Virginia and I know him through work from Infrared.
By the way, PutnamBLOB readers. I PDF’d the entire comments section of April 2010’s page and have sent it along to some legal advisors to get some feedback on. Like I commented last night, they are most likely going to tell me to just block him and the problem will resolve itself (no it won’t, he’ll still be breathing) but they fail to understand my devotion to the Constitution and the first admendment. He will be allowed to post until he strokes out.
Now, on to his “proof” of his business. He sends me a mail. It’s supposedly a copy of his bank statement for Putnam(CRAP).com. He asks me not to send it along because “Obviously, passing this document on would be criminal on your part.” I deleted it without looking at it. I did not ask for that sort of private information. I did not want that sort of private information. I don’t care what he creates, makes up, copy and pastes to try and prove his “web site” is a business. That bank statement could have been for just about anything. He redactd all the proof anyways (which, again, was a wise move on his part) so even had I read it, there would have been no solid proof. The only reason he sent that? He was feeling the heat of my threat to take some legal action for his blatant phishing excerise and wanted to deflect by creating what could be seen as an impropriety.
A quick comment about us, the commenter’s and “Trash Bogger Alliance.” We are real Mark. Unlike the long list of fake names you have posted under on a various amount of sites, we are all real. The reason some of the users use just the user names? They are in their right minds. No one would give you any piece of information because you have no grasp of reality. Who knows whom you’d end up stalking next. Ya dig?
Mark? You have a serious problem. Your insane demands, your constant attepmts to try and delude yourself (and what readers you do actually have) into thinking we do not exist, your own lies. They are all causing you to melt down. It’s left you with zero credibility, which you like to throw in our faces, and no friends. Get up, step away, take a walk. Get real help. Get your head on straight or you will kill yourself. That’s not a threat, Mark, that’s simple…fact.
“April 24th, 2010: I spend much of my Saturday afternoon planting 10 Nordic Spruce seedlings on our property. I do this as cars are “serenading me” with their excessive noise as they speed up and down the hill without being stopped by the Hurricane Police Department. This tree-planting project is clearly a job for Silly Scotty and the rest of his RINO Pinhead Politicians. But they refuse to take responsibility for their epic screwup! These closet liberals claim to be in favor of personal responsibility and property rights, but show their true colors by allowing Walmart to disrupt our neighborhood by refusing to force it to curtail its noise. I fight back with my wallet. First I take delivery on my wife’s new freezer-which I ordered from Best Buy-costing Walmart a sale. Then we start stocking it with steaks, ribs, and other meat from A-to-Z Supermarket. Then I make an appointment to get my car’s oil changed at Midway Ford. YOU LOSE, Walmart! We support RESPONSIBLE businesses! At about 10:40 p.m., while I am working in my home office, some idiot with a loud muffler roars across Walmart’s parking lot. While my office window was partially open, but I should not have to be a prisoner in my home behind closed doors and windows just to have peace and quiet! I will bet that the Pinhead Politicians who screwed up and put a Wally World in our neighborhood don’t have to stay inside with closed windows to get peace and quiet.
My Response: First off? I thank you to Mark for becoming more timely on his trial and tribulation posts about Walmart. Good job my fat little marionette. It’s much better to take these a day at a timer and answer with true reaction. I mean, think about it…when one has to wait for 4-5 days and then 4-5 days of Mark Bitching read and responded to, it makes it kind of lopsided. I mean, you have one reaction for all the posts because of the mood you are in. Ya know what I mean?
Ok. First thing is first. These tree’s he planted. Much like Lenny mentioned to me (when I rolled over this morning and kissed her on the neck…I’M KIDDING!), I’m torn because Mark finally listened to some of us and went and did something for himself. Then we find out something very interesting. Mark said he ordered 10 Norway Spruce Trees from the Arbor Day Foundation back on the 10th of April. Later on (in one of the many comments in the comments section of this page) he says he paid $4.00 each for them. I call bullshit.
The Arbor Day Foundation GIVES you 10 trees when you become a member. Granted, you pay 10 bucks for the membership but that falls far short of the supposed 40 bucks he supposedly paid for these trees. Now, through a process of deduction, which I am quite good at (among other things…”That’s what she said!”), I have found what I believe is proof. Or as some fans here like to call it lately, truthiness!
The truthiness is that he paid the $10 for the six months membership, just so he could get his hands on free trees! The cheap bastard paid $10 bucks! That’s it. Not that we believed much out of his mouth anyway, but this just goes to show that he never will tell the whole truth, even though he very rarely tells it.
By the way, one of the regular posters informed me today that he saw Mark and Doeds out planting trees Saturday. He watched from the top of the hill, after his Walmart run, for awhile (with no doubt a morbid fascination…you freaky deaky you) and said all Mark pretty much did was “just dig the holes” and maybe planted one of the trees…in the middle of the yeard?! Did we mention what type of trees? Yes, yes we did. Norway Spruce. These grow fairly quickly, 2-3 feet a year, filling out in about 7-8. Yeah, Mark will stroke out before they actually block any noise. Now, had he bought the trees when he started ranting about Walmart (December of 2006) and planted them in the spring of 07′, then he would have a better head start. But my guess is the Arbor Day Foundation wasn’t giving away free trees back in. That or he had his head so far up his own ass in a kissing effort, he failed to notice.
By the way, Mark. Real nice how you let your wife do all the nasty work of mulching while you sucked on either ice water or lemonade after digging them 12″ deep holes. Yer a trooper!
“April 25th, 2010: I run into Putnam County Commissioner Raymond “Joe” Haynes. I tell him he needs to make the P.C.D.A. buy us out and create jobs in Hurricane. Jobs that will be good for Putnam County. But Pinhead Politician Joe goes into denial mode and claims the county commission doesn’t have jurisdiction in Hurricane. The TRUTH is the PCDA, which Haynes appoints, DID THE WALMART PROJECT! And the PCDA STILL OWNS PROPERTY ABOVE DOLLAR TREE! Why can’t Caveman Joe tell the whole truth? And another thing: Just a few minutes later, “Caveman Joe” stood at the check stand trying to “look important” while his wife loaded the grocery cart! A message to “Caveman Joe”: REAL men don’t let their wives do the work. But then you let Karen beg for money for a new animal shelter because you’re arrogant and backwards to properly fund the project!”
My Response: What!?
“A message to “Caveman Joe”: REAL men don’t let their wives do the work.”
OH. MY. GOD!
Just yesterday you let your wife do most of the work planting trees and now you drop this bomb on poor Joe? Dude, you are seriously messed up. I’m so flabbergasted at some of the things you say, and then some of the things you go and do. They never add up! Much like you little bank statement you sent me. It’s not adding up Mark.
What’s that? Oh no, I’m sorry Mark. I DO still have the bank statement. What’s that? Of course I LIED you idiot. Fuck me on a horse (“That’s what she said!”) No wait…bad vision. Not an actual request.
::ba dum doom:
Thank you, I’m here all week.
What were we talking about? Oh yeah. Your wife did most of the planting, mulching and decision making (other than that one tree you planted way out in the middle of the yard) and no doubt, she’ll have to water them. All you did was dig a few holes and sat on your ass. The sweat stains in your “home office” chair, prove it.
You are a real piece of work, Mark.
::shakes his head::
By the way, fans? Mark sent me his “bank statement” the other day. I know it was an attempt to make me do something stupid. I’m not. Unlike Mark, I am taking my time, researching this “statement” which I am finding to be….
I know, right!? How can it be?!
Well, it’s Mark.
Stand alone post coming on that soon.
Oh yeah. Funny note. Remember when he said he only supports responsible businesses? On his “statement”? He’s got two checks he has written in March…to Walmart.
I kid you not.
“April 26th, 2010: I have a long conversation with Mr. Runyan in the regional office for Speedway. He says they looked at our neighborhood several years ago but their wasn’t enough traffic. I suggest that they look again and work with the PCDA to get it to donate the fill land above Dollar Tree to Putnam County Parks and Recreation. That should generate enough traffic to help a Speedway and fill up the Hurricane Marketplace. Everybody wins!
My Response: Except you. More traffic will just mean more for you to bitch about, you big doofus. And if you are thinking that this will only help you sell your shithole, think again! NO ONE will ever buy you out. Not even at rock bottom prices anymore. It’s been proved time and again that the hill behind you doesn’t support a busiess (without major work done first) and quite frankly, no one is ever going to just move in to live there.
Wait, what? You don’t believe me about the increased traffic that you already bitch about? Lest we remond you of this post over at PutnamLIES? Jesus, you are stupid. You contridict yourself at every turn which, in turn, frustrates the hell out of you.
Oh yeah. Mr. Runyun no doubt rolled his eyes after he finally got you and your stink away from him. Poor fella. Mark? Face the facts. You lost in 2006. No one cares about you. Nor should they. Admit defeat and go back to California.
“April 28th, 2010: One of the trash bloggers falsely claims that no one cares about the Walmart noise in Hurricane. Yet he writes his comment on a blog that is created to comment about this blog. I don’t need to call him a liar, he makes it obvious on his own. It turns out Carson City, Nevada also doesn’t care about its citizens. But at least they don’t have to deal with overnight deliveries! And they are getting 15-25 foot trees! Every time I research another Walmart, Hurricane’s situation stinks by comparison!”
My Response: Adriane and John Whaley are a couple of crack pots themselves. That building is up to code and it’s just too fuckin bad they have to overlook and listen to the refrigeration units. Ya know what? I nice, steady hum is a huge help in getting to sleep at night. It’s too bad John Whaley is a fat fuck with sleep apnea.
Oh, sorry. I got them confused.
I gotta tell ya, some American’s have got to start growing some hair back on their sacks and just dealing with stuff.
We buy our babies fuckin “My First Helmut” and knee pads to help protect them when they learn how to walk. We don’t keep score in T-ball games or kids soccer matches. What ever happened to leaning by experience? Touch a god damn hot stove, feel the pain. Never do that again, will ya?
Decline a fair price market value for your house, betting on the chance it will be worth more later and lose? Learn from it. Suck it up. You’ll never do that again, right?
Not Mark “I’m Fucking Mark Halburn” Halburn. He continues to deny everything. Offers for his house, the truth to the lies he tells. His kids future.
By the way, none of us here at the TBA give a shit about you and your Walmart trials and tribulations, Mark. What we do care about is a greedy, fat bastard, Westboro Baptist Church comparable, fucktard that has a super sense of entitlement and a penchant to lie to make any situation favorable to only one person. Mark Halburn. We care about making sure your hate, vitriol and insane view of the world, doesn’t rub off on other human beings. We are here to make sure that the truth that you hide or blatantly lie about…
“April 29th, 2010: Another day of excessive traffic noise from Wally World customers! We don’t get any relief or respect. “
My Response: Niether does the City of Hurricane from one Mark Halburn and his incessant ranting about you, the Walmart shoppers.
“April 30th, 2010: As I am driving down our hill, at the intersection, some bozo drivinjg a minivan cuts me off instead of properly yielding the right-of-way. So many Walmart customers are clueless!”
My Response: This is how we end the best month for ranting and counter blogging ever? Two piddly little posts that have been repeated a hundred different times? I’m really disappointed in Mark. At least I made him dance. Oh…I wonder if the guy that tried to run him off the road was the same guy that almost t-boned him back a while ago? Ya know, back when this happened.