Get yours today!
It’s grand! It’s hot off the presses! It’s….oh my God, I can’t say enough about this totally new, awesomeness logo that Mark, our dear beloved Clark Kent: The Older Years, has created for us. Just for US!
Jesus Christ I can’t sit still.
Ok ok. Before the big reveal, let me just say it took a little bit. Here was my first mail to Mark.
Tyler Hollywood to news; show details 3:36 PM (8 hours ago)
I am interested in seeing your new logo. Send it on over!
Thanks in advance…
He didn’t respond. Later I found out that basically, Trash Bloggers need not reply. I then got stern.
Tyler Hollywood to news; show details 11:21 PM (45 minutes ago)
Send it. I had the balls to ask without covering up who I was and you won’t show me the logo? You have no integrity at all.
I got an answer right away.
email@example.com to me; show details 11:30 PM (37 minutes ago)
I didn’t refuse to send it to you. I just didn’t promise to send it to you ASAP. I have a job, a (home sick today-and had a doctor’s appointment) child, went to the effing pharmacy TWICE, shot photos for a story, and a business to run. I have been busy until about 5 minutes ago. LITERALLY! And I am STILL behind, but have to be at school tomorrow at 7:00 a.m.
This included, of course, his web site, his phone number, his Go “This makes me look like I care” Green horsehit as well as the logo.
Are you ready?
I said are you ready?! God it’s electric in here.
Here we go. The new logo!
This was it? This was the big deal? This was the “new logo” you created? Jesus Fuckin Christ on a fake pony, this is horrible. I told you it was stolen. He takes Mike’s logo and ads the most boring font on Gods green Internet that says “because we really need to get a life”?
Helloooooo…McFly? You took the time to “fix” our logo and it’s we that need lives? Holy cracker and milk, Batshit (crazy.)!
In the mortal words of Mark “Double Down” Halburn…