The Jesse Jane Experiment


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Anyone that listens to my show or that has had the bad luck of living with me knows all too well that I love my porn stars.  From the very naughty talking Belladonna to the sensual succubus from the porn epic, Pirates, Sasha Grey.
Thinking about my little lovelies of the blue movies I decided to try and experiment.  Porn is huge on the Internet, there is no denying that.  I can’t even fathom how many times a porn stars name my be punched into some search engine by some sweaty knuckled mid 50’s truck driver, wide eyed 14 year old hat just figured out how to get around parental controls or some hot chick that wants to look at other hot chicks naked.  If Yahoo kept track of Porn star searches, the top ten they post everyday would look like an AVN Awards show winner list.
So, I decided to take one of the more consistent top 5 searched names and use that as an experiment.  Over the last year one name has been in the top five searches (of various engines) on a consistent basis.  That name is Jesse Jane.
Jesse has been in the adult entertainment business since 2003, winning the Nightmoves Entertainment Awards – Best New Starlet (Editor’s Choice) award.  He has starred in several major adult films, has recently been awarded the Best All Girl Group Sex scene from the 2009 AVN awards and she even writes as a sex columnist for the Australian magazine Ralph, replying to letters from readers about sex and dating.
God, I love her.
Anyone, my experiment is to add her name as a tag to this blog and randomly place her name in any blog I post over the next month and a half too see what kind of search response I get by just having her name in a posting.  Feel free to play along with comments that feature her name (make them interesting and witty!) and we’ll see how this plays out.  By the way, you may post pictures of said future Mrs. Hollywood (HA!) with your comments.

Anyone that listens to my show or that has had the bad luck of living with me knows all too well that I love my porn stars.  From the very naughty talking Belladonna to the sensual succubus from the porn epic, Pirates, Sasha Grey.

Thinking about my little lovelies of the blue movies I decided to try and experiment.  Porn is huge on the Internet, there is no denying that.  I can’t even fathom how many times a porn stars name my be punched into some search engine by some sweaty knuckled mid 50’s truck driver, wide eyed 14 year old that just figured out how to get around parental controls or some hot chick that wants to look at other hot chicks naked.  If Yahoo kept track of Porn star searches, the top ten they post everyday would look like an AVN Awards show winner list.

So, I decided to take one of the more consistent top 5 searched names and use that as an experiment.  Over the last year one name has been in the top five searches (of various engines) on a consistent basis.  That name is Jesse Jane.

Jesse has been in the adult entertainment business since 2003, winning the Nightmoves Entertainment Awards – Best New Starlet (Editor’s Choice) award.  She has starred in several major adult films, has recently been awarded the Best All Girl Group Sex scene from the 2009 AVN awards and she even writes as a sex columnist for the Australian magazine Ralph, replying to letters from readers about sex and dating.

God, I love her.

Anyone, my experiment is to add her name as a tag to this blog and randomly place her name in any blog I post over the next month and a half too see what kind of search response I get by just having her name in a posting.  Feel free to play along with comments that feature her name (make them interesting and witty!) and we’ll see how this plays out.  By the way, you may post pictures of said future Mrs. Hollywood (HA!) with your comments.

9 thoughts on “The Jesse Jane Experiment

  1. Have to fear about Jenna Jaminson. She still ranks up there at years end as a top 5 search. She just doesn’t make it each month lately. Sadly, she is gonna drop like a stone if she doesn’t stop over Botoxing!

  2. The plastic surgeries she’s undertaken haven’t helped her, either. There’s only so far that a set of implants can get a woman, after all. But who knows? Maybe there’s gremlin fetishists that are waiting for Jenna to get that one procedure too many…

  3. Ah, she’s too skinny for me. Not really into blondes either. I think my gay crush will be Diablo Cody. She @ replied me in a tweet this week so I think I’ll choose her leg to dry hump :)

  4. Jenna Jameson was one of the hottest porn stars for some time, but you can’t expect someone to keep that up forever, I don’t blame her for not trying like she used to. Jesse is clearly hotter, however, that doesn’t change the fact how hot Jenna was about 6 years ago.

  5. Jenna is STILL hot in my mind. But yeah, Billy…6 years ago Jenna Jameson was the porn star of choice. She has a certain “it” quality that will always keep her well endeared to porn lovers hearts.

    Savannah had that same “it” quality in the early 90’s too. She would have been much bigger than she was but sadly, her career was only 100 films and 4 years. An accident messed her up and she killed herself because “she had lost her looks.” Man, if only. In this day and age of fetishes and sexual abnormalities, she’d be a hot ticket all over again. And before you get all huffy, readers, I’m not trying to be mean…it’s a simple fact.

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